You Should Be Dancing




animalstalkinginallcaps:

STAY DOWN, ASSHOLE!

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG BEACH, LITTERBUG.

THAT DROPPING THE WRAPPER SHIT MIGHT FLY WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM BUT THIS IS THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. PICK IT UP.

AND YOU’D BETTER BE PLANNING TO RECYCLE THAT BOTTLE, YOU HEAR ME?

I BET YOU DON’T EVEN COMPOST.

SCUMBAG.




when i’m finishing a mixed drink and i get down to the very bottom…

patheticlifestory:

Via STORY OF MY LIFE




Please don’t say howdy to me. This isn’t the wild wild west…and I hate you.


Two things I know for sure…

1. Am I having a drink tonight in honor of our fallen brother MCA? Yeup. Maybe even four.

2. Will I literally smoke ANYTHING when I’m drunk? Yep.



most-awkward-moments:

look at her face

she on a mission

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When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.

– John Lennon  (via modernhepburn)

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